Your Kid Is Not 23 Months Old.

Your Kid Is Not 23 Months Old.

Your Kid Is Not 23 Months Old. Written by  There needs to be a cultural intervention for parents who insist on announcing their child’s age in months long after the child has stopped resembling a helpless, floppy, soft-boned potato. If your kid is old enough to: Walk...
Adult Hooked on Phonics

Adult Hooked on Phonics

Adult Hooked on Phonics Written by  The Humiliation of Guided Dance Songs There is a special kind of humiliation that occurs when a grown adult willingly participates in the Cha Cha Slide or any of those dumb instructional dance songs. A deep, irreversible self-own....
George Costanza Is My Spirit Animal

George Costanza Is My Spirit Animal

George Costanza Is My Spirit Animal Written by  Let’s cut the crap. You’re not some morning-routine gladiator chugging sea moss and journaling gratitude. You’re George fucking Costanza. A neurotic mess barely holding it together — and you know what? That’s working...
Crying for Social Media Sympathy

Crying for Social Media Sympathy

Crying for Social Media Sympathy Written by  Today, we’re here to talk about one of the more laughable modern habits: recording yourself crying for social media sympathy. Yes, we’ve seen your tear-streaked performances, and guess what, it’s not...