by Hellbeing | Nov 10, 2025 | Blunt Talk
Your Kid Is Not 23 Months Old. Written by There needs to be a cultural intervention for parents who insist on announcing their child’s age in months long after the child has stopped resembling a helpless, floppy, soft-boned potato. If your kid is old enough to: Walk...
by Hellbeing | Nov 10, 2025 | Blunt Talk
Adult Hooked on Phonics Written by The Humiliation of Guided Dance Songs There is a special kind of humiliation that occurs when a grown adult willingly participates in the Cha Cha Slide or any of those dumb instructional dance songs. A deep, irreversible self-own....
by Hellbeing | Oct 28, 2025 | News & Reviews
Angelo’s Picks: These three cannabis flowers are real treats for every stoner to enjoy this Halloween Read original Article Halloween is the ultimate stoner holiday. Sure, 4/20 is all about the flower (or edibles or vapes or dabs), but that still doesn’t compare to...
by Hellbeing | Jul 26, 2025 | Blunt Talk
George Costanza Is My Spirit Animal Written by Let’s cut the crap. You’re not some morning-routine gladiator chugging sea moss and journaling gratitude. You’re George fucking Costanza. A neurotic mess barely holding it together — and you know what? That’s working...
by Hellbeing | Jun 10, 2025 | Blunt Talk
Crying for Social Media Sympathy Written by Today, we’re here to talk about one of the more laughable modern habits: recording yourself crying for social media sympathy. Yes, we’ve seen your tear-streaked performances, and guess what, it’s not...