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If you need 10 liquid sugars in your coffee, you don’t deserve to drink coffee.

If you think too much sugar in coffee is no big deal, think again. It all began with a simple mistake at a coffee shop, but what it revealed is far more disturbing.

Picture this: I go through the drive-thru at my coffee shop. I order my usual — medium, black coffee, no frills. Instead, they handed me a cup of what can only be described as liquid diabetes. A coffee with 10 liquid sugars. Yes, ten. 

Naturally, I took one sip and nearly gagged. The sweetness was overpowering, an assault on my senses. It was like drinking syrup with a hint of coffee. Who in their right mind would consume such a concoction? The thought of people willingly subjecting themselves to this nightmare was enough to make me question the sanity of humanity.

Not Just a Mistake—A Wake-Up Call

To be clear, my anger wasn’t directed at the coffee shop for the mistake. No, my real disgust was reserved for the people who actually order and enjoy this abomination. What kind of depraved creature needs ten liquid sugars in their coffee? Let’s be honest: It’s not just a lapse in taste, it’s a moral failing, a testament to your utter lack of self-control and discernment.

The Obsession with Sweetness

This obsession with sugar is a perfect example of humanity’s gluttony. You’re not satisfied with a touch of sweetness; you need an avalanche. You drown out the rich, complex flavors of coffee with an overwhelming surge of liquid sugar. It’s a perversion of a beautiful, simple pleasure. It’s gluttony at its finest.

Coffee Deserves Better

Let’s get something straight: Coffee is meant to be enjoyed for its boldness, its bitterness, its complexity. Adding ten liquid sugars is an insult to the very essence of coffee. It’s like pouring ketchup on a fine steak or adding water to a glass of vintage wine. It’s a desecration, a crime…

The Bottom Line

Here’s the bitter truth: if you need ten liquid sugars in your coffee, you don’t deserve to drink coffee. You’re not a coffee lover; you’re an addict, hooked on sugar. Have some self-respect. Learn to appreciate what you consume. Or don’t. Continue to wallow in your excess.