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Small talk sucks
We’re here to address one of the most soul-crushing inventions of humanity: small talk. It’s the bane of existence....
People Who Eat Popcorn With Their Mouths Open
There are few things in this world that instantly flip a switch in my brain from calm human to barely restrained...
Acrylic Nails and the Art of Making Everyone Miserable
There’s a very short window where perfectly done acrylic nails read as put together.Effort. Maintenance. Precision....
Another a**hole for the pile (everyone has opinions)
No doubt you’ve heard the phrase “Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has them.” And it’s true. Everyone has...
Sidewalks Exist. Use Them. This Is a Direct Attack.
Before anyone develops a moral objection they didn’t earn, let’s clarify:This rant is NOT about: old people, disabled...
People Who Walk Slow in Public Need To Be Stopped
Your Slow Walking Is a Crime Against Society (And You Know It) Before we begin, let’s be violently clear so no one...
Your Kid Is Not 23 Months Old. They’re Almost 2. Stop It.
There needs to be a cultural intervention for parents who insist on announcing their child’s age in months long after...
The Cha Cha Slide Is Adult Hooked on Phonics
The Humiliation of Guided Dance Songs There is a special kind of humiliation that occurs when a grown adult willingly...
George Costanza Is My Spirit Animal
Let’s cut the crap. You’re not some morning-routine gladiator chugging sea moss and journaling gratitude. You’re...
Crying for Social Media Sympathy
Today, we're here to talk about one of the more laughable modern habits: recording yourself crying for social media...
Shape-shifting Identities: The Fashion Chameleons Among You
Hey there, flesh puppets. Today, we’re talking about the idiots who are shape-shifting their identities depending on...
Live, Laugh, Lobotomy: The Tragedy of Basic Sign Art
Let's calls out the cringe: Live Laugh Love decor is a plague of ugly mass-produced trash cluttering walls and minds....
Loud Chewing is Disgusting and Annoying. Stop it.
Today, I'm here to address how loud chewing is disgusting. It is one of the most repulsive, infuriating behaviors that...
The Stranglehold of Structured Activities
The control of structured activities, over-scheduling, and forced participation is draining the joy from everyday...
The Revolting Reality of 10 Liquid Sugars in Coffee
If you need 10 liquid sugars in your coffee, you don't deserve to drink coffee. If you think too much sugar in coffee...
Sensitivity as a Weapon of Mass Control
Once upon a time, humans used pitchforks and torches to chase away what scared them, and now they use sensitivity as a...
No One Cares About Your Thought Leadership
Thought leadership. The phrase that haunts every corporate PowerPoint and every LinkedIn post where Chad from...
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You Need a Visual Identity, Not a Logo
I know what you’re thinking: “But isn’t a logo the cornerstone of my brand?” Well, allow me to incinerate that myth right now. A logo is merely a symbol, a static image. It’s the equivalent of a single drop of blood in the grand ocean of your brand’s identity. A logo alone is like a solitary flame – sure, it can catch the eye, but it can’t set the world on fire.
‘Make It Pop’ and Useless Feedback
When you tell a designer to “make it pop,” you reveal your profound ignorance. It’s a lazy, meaningless directive that offers no useful guidance. What does “pop” even mean? Do you want brighter colors, bolder fonts, more contrast? You don’t know, do you? Because you’re fucking clueless. It’s a blanket statement that screams, “I have no idea what I’m talking about.”
Low Lift, Your Say?
Nothing brings a bigger smile to my face than when we hear someone say, “This should be a low lift.” It’s music to our ears, right up there with nails on a chalkboard. Here’s the deal: you’ve got a business problem, and you need a solution. That’s why you’re hiring someone in the first place. But here’s where you make us twitch — you start with, “Hey, this should be super simple, just a low lift!”
Hiring Little Timmy for Your Logo?
We’re here to address and help you avoid making one of the most cringe-worthy decisions you could make in the business world: hiring your little “nephew Timmy” to create your logo in Paint. We understand that you may not be familiar with the ins and outs of visual identities and how they differ from logos. You can learn more about that here. If you already know the difference but simply do not care, congratulations—you’re doing double work. Let’s dissect why this deserves my scorn.
Cellophane is Not a Conduit of Aroma
I’m back to shed some light on one of the most asinine habits: sniffing cigars through cellophane. We apologize in advance for someone who may have learned this trait by a so-called “connoisseur friend” who brought you into the cigar game. This is not targeted at you starters. We all know who this is for…and you somehow think you can savor the essence of a fine cigar by snorting it through a plastic barrier. How idiotic!
Insights
Escaping the Grind
At Hellbeing, we’ve always been about escaping the grind and breaking free—free from societal norms, corporate monotony, and the...
Trapped on a Corporate Ladder with No Way Up?
Ah, the corporate ladder—a glittering symbol of ambition, success, and years of relentless effort chasing that next elusive promotion. But...
Undervalued at work: Burned Out, But Not Burned Down
Being undervalued at work is a special kind of torment. It’s not the fiery, in-your-face kind of chaos. It’s the slow, soul-crushing grind...
Surviving the Abyss of Poor Corporate Leadership
The corporate world is a place where titles are handed out like candy, but true leadership is as rare as a unicorn at a board meeting....
Undefined Responsibilities at Work
Welcome to the labyrinth of undefined responsibilities at work, where job descriptions are as vague as a politician’s promises and roles...
Backstabbing and Betrayal: The Hell of Workplace Treachery
Welcome to the underworld of the hyper-competitive, where loyalty is a myth, trust is a gamble, and workplace backstabbing and betrayal...
Breaking Free From The Strings of Corporate Puppetry
At Hellbeing, we’ve seen the grind chew people up and spit them out, leaving behind shells of their former selves, becoming corporate...
Escaping the Corporate Micromanager Inferno
Nothing makes us want to rise up and burn the system down quite like the tyranny of a corporate micromanager. But while these tormentors...
The Hellbeing Guide to Not Conforming
If you've ever wondered how to live in glorious contradiction to societal norms and truly not give a damn about the expectations foisted...
Cut through Corporate Jargon
Let’s cut through corporate jargon and call out the chaos for what it really is. We’ve spent our fair share of time in the grind, nodding...
Work-Life Balance is a Lie
The myth of work-life balance The truth is, work-life balance does not exist. You've heard it a thousand times: find the perfect...
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