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Hellbeing was forged in defiance of those who profit from control — your boss, that bitch Karen from down the street, or anyone who dares to extinguish your fire.

We’ve spent decades navigating the soul-sucking grind of the regulated and corporate worlds, only to discover one undeniable truth: there’s no liberation within their system.

So, we broke free.

United by a refusal to follow the herd, we want to shatter assumptions and obliterate their expectations with a simple truth: the underdog should never be underestimated.

Hellbeing offers potent, flavorful cannabis grown in the Catskills of New York. Our brand champions nonconformity and celebrates resilience.

Funny how the lies burn faster than any joint, while the truth could heal what their censorship can’t

Why choose Hellbeing

Cultivated in the Catskills

Our weed is grown in the Catskills because that soil generates fire. In partnership with Cornucopia Growers, Hellbeing offers premium plants cultivated with care and sustainability for the consumer who would rather go to hell than deal with the bullshit.

Consistency and Craft

Whether you’re looking for something to knock you out at the end of a long work day or prefer a whole-plant small-batch experience, Hellbeing has a preroll to match your mood. We offer both indoor & outdoor options to provide both consistency & craft.

Bold, Potent Buds

Our flower isn’t just another product — it’s the fruit of a regenerative ritual that places potency and flavor at the forefront. Each preroll is made from meticulously grown, harvested, and trimmed buds to unleash the true essence of its strain.

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Why we started Hellbeing

To get straight to the point, our personalities struggle with soul-sucking monotony. Most of your time on this planet is spent trading hours for a paycheck, and the days blur into one another. Weekends fly by, barely enough time to catch your breath, and suddenly,...

Crying for Social Media Sympathy

Today, we're here to talk about one of the more laughable modern habits: recording yourself crying for social media sympathy. Yes, we've...

Shape-shifting Identities: The Fashion Chameleons Among You

Hey there, flesh puppets. Today, we’re talking about the idiots who are shape-shifting their identities depending on where they go: one of...

Live, Laugh, Lobotomy: The Tragedy of Basic Sign Art

Let's calls out the cringe: Live Laugh Love decor is a plague of ugly mass-produced trash cluttering walls and minds. There’s a certain...

Loud Chewing is Disgusting and Annoying. Stop it.

Today, I'm here to address how loud chewing is disgusting. It is one of the most repulsive, infuriating behaviors that plague human...

The Stranglehold of Structured Activities

The control of structured activities, over-scheduling, and forced participation is draining the joy from everyday life. I’m officially...

Another a**hole for the pile (everyone has opinions)

No doubt you’ve heard the phrase “Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has them.” And it’s true. Everyone has opinions. And everyone has...

The Revolting Reality of 10 Liquid Sugars in Coffee

If you need 10 liquid sugars in your coffee, you don't deserve to drink coffee. If you think too much sugar in coffee is no big deal,...

Sensitivity as a Weapon of Mass Control

Once upon a time, humans used pitchforks and torches to chase away what scared them, and now they use sensitivity as a weapon of mass...

No One Cares About Your Thought Leadership

Thought leadership. The phrase that haunts every corporate PowerPoint and every LinkedIn post where Chad from marketing insists he’s...

Escaping the Grind

At Hellbeing, we’ve always been about escaping the grind and breaking free—free from societal norms, corporate monotony, and the suffocating grind that tries to keep us in line. But here’s the thing: rebellion isn’t just about flipping the bird to the system. It’s...

Trapped on a Corporate Ladder with No Way Up?

Ah, the corporate ladder—a glittering symbol of ambition, success, and years of relentless effort chasing that next elusive promotion. But eventually, reality sets in. You're stuck on a rung, staring upward, and it feels like there's no way forward. We’ve been there....

Undervalued at work: Burned Out, But Not Burned Down

Being undervalued at work is a special kind of torment. It’s not the fiery, in-your-face kind of chaos. It’s the slow, soul-crushing grind of being overlooked. The kind that erodes your confidence, makes you question your worth, and leaves you feeling like just...

Surviving the Abyss of Poor Corporate Leadership

The corporate world is a place where titles are handed out like candy, but true leadership is as rare as a unicorn at a board meeting. Here, the blind often lead the blind, fumbling through decisions, stifling creativity, and dragging their teams into the depths of...

Undefined Responsibilities at Work

Welcome to the labyrinth of undefined responsibilities at work, where job descriptions are as vague as a politician’s promises and roles shift like shadows in the dark. It’s a soul-crushing maze of workplace chaos, designed to keep you wandering in circles, juggling...

Backstabbing and Betrayal: The Hell of Workplace Treachery

Welcome to the underworld of the hyper-competitive, where loyalty is a myth, trust is a gamble, and workplace backstabbing and betrayal lurks behind every “friendly” smile. In this grim domain, backstabbing isn’t just a possibility — it’s practically a sport....

Breaking Free From The Strings of Corporate Puppetry

At Hellbeing, we’ve seen the grind chew people up and spit them out, leaving behind shells of their former selves, becoming corporate puppets made to dance and sing at the whim of a clueless overlord. But here’s the truth: you don’t have to dance on their strings. You...

Escaping the Corporate Micromanager Inferno

Nothing makes us want to rise up and burn the system down quite like the tyranny of a corporate micromanager. But while these tormentors thrive on control, you don’t have to let them control you. The Nature of the Beast Micromanagers are driven by fear. Fear of...

The Hellbeing Guide to Not Conforming

If you've ever wondered how to live in glorious contradiction to societal norms and truly not give a damn about the expectations foisted upon you by this pathetic excuse for a world, you're in the right place. We're here to help you shed the expectations of others and...

Cut through Corporate Jargon

Let’s cut through corporate jargon and call out the chaos for what it really is. We’ve spent our fair share of time in the grind, nodding along in meetings where phrases like “circle back” and “synergize” were tossed around like confetti. Spoiler alert: we were dying...

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Hellbeing offers potent, flavorful cannabis grown in the Catskills of New York. Our brand champions nonconformity and celebrates resilience.

Funny how the lies burn faster than any joint, while the truth could heal what their censorship can’t