by Hellbeing | Jun 10, 2025 | Blunt Talk
Crying for Social Media Sympathy Written by Today, we’re here to talk about one of the more laughable modern habits: recording yourself crying for social media sympathy. Yes, we’ve seen your tear-streaked performances, and guess what, it’s not...
by Hellbeing | May 17, 2025 | Blunt Talk
Shape-shifting Identities: The Fashion Chameleons Among You Written by Hey there, flesh puppets. Today, we’re talking about the idiots who are shape-shifting their identities depending on where they go: one of humanity’s more hilarious (and pathetic) quirks. Oh, you...
by Hellbeing | May 13, 2025 | Blunt Talk
Live, Laugh, Lobotomy: The Tragedy of Basic Sign Art Written by Hellbeing Let’s calls out the cringe: Live Laugh Love decor is a plague of ugly mass-produced trash cluttering walls and minds. There’s a certain type of person who sees an empty wall and thinks,...
by Hellbeing | Apr 18, 2025 | Blunt Talk
Loud Chewing is Disgusting and Annoying. Stop it. Written by Today, I’m here to address how loud chewing is disgusting. It is one of the most repulsive, infuriating behaviors that plague human existence. An Auditory Assault First, let’s talk about the sound...
by Hellbeing | Apr 15, 2025 | Blunt Talk
The Stranglehold of Structured Activities Written by The control of structured activities, over-scheduling, and forced participation is draining the joy from everyday life. I’m officially over it. Who decided that penciling in every waking moment was the pinnacle of...
by Hellbeing | Mar 11, 2025 | Blunt Talk
Another a**hole for the pile (everyone has opinions) Written by No doubt you’ve heard the phrase “Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has them.” And it’s true. Everyone has opinions. And everyone has assholes. But wouldn’t it be really weird if we just went around...
