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Your Kid Is Not 23 Months Old.

Your Kid Is Not 23 Months Old.

After twelve months, we have years. The month-counting habit that persists past that point makes no sense for anyone in the conversation. Hellbeing on the hard line and why it exists. Estimated reading time: 4 minutes Your Kid Is Not 23 Months Old. They Are Almost...
Adult Hooked on Phonics

Adult Hooked on Phonics

The Cha Cha Slide is not a dance. It is verbal instructions set to music for people who would otherwise be standing still. Hellbeing on the guided dance phenomenon and what it is actually satisfying. Estimated reading time: 4 minutes The Cha Cha Slide Is Dance...
George Costanza Is My Spirit Animal

George Costanza Is My Spirit Animal

George Costanza has been misread as a cautionary tale. Hellbeing makes the case that he was actually operating from a coherent philosophy that hustle culture has been too loud to hear. Estimated reading time: 5 minutes George Costanza Is My Spirit Animal and I Stand...
Crying for Social Media Sympathy

Crying for Social Media Sympathy

Filming yourself crying for social media requires a specific sequence of decisions made while crying. Hellbeing on what those decisions reveal about the difference between feeling something and broadcasting it. Estimated reading time: 4 minutes Recording Yourself...
Shape-shifting Identities

Shape-shifting Identities

The event-specific outfit is a social strategy — dress like you belong and the crowd accepts you. Hellbeing on the difference between that and having an actual personal style. Estimated reading time: 5 minutes The Person Who Dresses for the Event Like It Is a Costume...
The Tragedy of Basic Sign Art

The Tragedy of Basic Sign Art

The Live Laugh Love sign is not decor. It is a wooden press release about your emotional state that you have nailed to the wall so nobody has to ask. Hellbeing on what it is actually doing there. Estimated reading time: 6 minutes Live Laugh Love Decor and the People...