by Hellbeing | Nov 10, 2025 | Blunt Talk
Your Kid Is Not 23 Months Old. Written by There needs to be a cultural intervention for parents who insist on announcing their child’s age in months long after the child has stopped resembling a helpless, floppy, soft-boned potato. If your kid is old enough to: Walk...
by Hellbeing | Nov 10, 2025 | Blunt Talk
Adult Hooked on Phonics Written by The Humiliation of Guided Dance Songs There is a special kind of humiliation that occurs when a grown adult willingly participates in the Cha Cha Slide or any of those dumb instructional dance songs. A deep, irreversible self-own....
by Hellbeing | Jul 26, 2025 | Blunt Talk
George Costanza Is My Spirit Animal Written by Let’s cut the crap. You’re not some morning-routine gladiator chugging sea moss and journaling gratitude. You’re George fucking Costanza. A neurotic mess barely holding it together — and you know what? That’s working...
by Hellbeing | Jun 10, 2025 | Blunt Talk
Crying for Social Media Sympathy Written by Today, we’re here to talk about one of the more laughable modern habits: recording yourself crying for social media sympathy. Yes, we’ve seen your tear-streaked performances, and guess what, it’s not...
by Hellbeing | May 17, 2025 | Blunt Talk
Shape-shifting Identities Written by Hey there, flesh puppets. Today, we’re talking about the idiots who are shape-shifting their identities depending on where they go: one of humanity’s more hilarious (and pathetic) quirks. Oh, you know who you are. The cowboy hat...
by Hellbeing | May 13, 2025 | Blunt Talk
The Tragedy of Basic Sign Art Written by Let’s calls out the cringe: Live Laugh Love decor is a plague of ugly mass-produced trash cluttering walls and minds. There’s a certain type of person who sees an empty wall and thinks, As if the only thing stopping the...
