by Hellbeing | Nov 10, 2025 | Blunt Talk
After twelve months, we have years. The month-counting habit that persists past that point makes no sense for anyone in the conversation. Hellbeing on the hard line and why it exists. Estimated reading time: 4 minutes Your Kid Is Not 23 Months Old. They Are Almost...
Adult Hooked on Phonics
by Hellbeing | Nov 10, 2025 | Blunt Talk
The Cha Cha Slide is not a dance. It is verbal instructions set to music for people who would otherwise be standing still. Hellbeing on the guided dance phenomenon and what it is actually satisfying. Estimated reading time: 4 minutes The Cha Cha Slide Is Dance...
George Costanza Is My Spirit Animal
by Hellbeing | Jul 26, 2025 | Blunt Talk
George Costanza has been misread as a cautionary tale. Hellbeing makes the case that he was actually operating from a coherent philosophy that hustle culture has been too loud to hear. Estimated reading time: 5 minutes George Costanza Is My Spirit Animal and I Stand...
Crying for Social Media Sympathy
by Hellbeing | Jun 10, 2025 | Blunt Talk
Filming yourself crying for social media requires a specific sequence of decisions made while crying. Hellbeing on what those decisions reveal about the difference between feeling something and broadcasting it. Estimated reading time: 4 minutes Recording Yourself...
Shape-shifting Identities
by Hellbeing | May 17, 2025 | Blunt Talk
The event-specific outfit is a social strategy — dress like you belong and the crowd accepts you. Hellbeing on the difference between that and having an actual personal style. Estimated reading time: 5 minutes The Person Who Dresses for the Event Like It Is a Costume...
The Tragedy of Basic Sign Art
by Hellbeing | May 13, 2025 | Blunt Talk
The Live Laugh Love sign is not decor. It is a wooden press release about your emotional state that you have nailed to the wall so nobody has to ask. Hellbeing on what it is actually doing there. Estimated reading time: 6 minutes Live Laugh Love Decor and the People...