by Hellbeing | Jan 7, 2026 | Blunt Talk
Small talk sucks Written by Hellbeing We’re here to address one of the most soul-crushing inventions of humanity: small talk. It’s the bane of existence. Let’s delve into why small talk is a pointless social ritual—and why we should kill this mind-numbing...
by Scarlett Hogg | Jan 2, 2026 | Blunt Talk
Eating Popcorn With Your Mouth Open There are few things in this world that instantly flip a switch in my brain from calm human to barely restrained menace. One of them is open mouth popcorn chewing in a movie theater. This is not a minor annoyance. This is not a...
by Hellbeing | Dec 28, 2025 | Blunt Talk
Acrylic Nails Making Everyone Miserable There’s a very short window where perfectly done acrylic nails read as put together.Effort. Maintenance. Precision. Someone who clearly gives a shit about how they present themselves. And then they start using their hands. And...
by Hellbeing | Dec 11, 2025 | Blunt Talk
Another a**hole (everyone has opinions) Written by Hellbeing No doubt you’ve heard the phrase “Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has them.” And it’s true. Everyone has opinions. And everyone has assholes. But wouldn’t it be really weird if we just went around...
by Hellbeing | Nov 11, 2025 | Blunt Talk
Sidewalks Exist. Use Them. Direct Attack. Written by Hellbeing Before anyone develops a moral objection they didn’t earn, let’s clarify:This rant is NOT about: old people, disabled people, injured people, parents with strollers, or anyone whose body simply said,...
by Hellbeing | Nov 11, 2025 | Blunt Talk
People Who Walk Slow in Public Written by Hellbeing Your Slow Walking Is a Crime Against Society (And You Know It) Before we begin, let’s be violently clear so no one grows a moral spine they didn’t earn. This is not about: elderly people disabled people injured...
